Donkey riding woman fends off lion with machete!

From Yahoo News:

A Mexican woman said she fought a 500-pound lion with a machete near the resort city of Acapulco and scared him away. Celsa Aleman said she and her 7-year-old niece were riding a donkey Monday along a road when the lion went after the animal’s legs.

I can’t believe she was able to fight off a lion while riding a donkey cock. Or just a donkey. Either way, brilliant work.

Since the article has no photo given, we’ve added this artist rendering of what it probably looked like:

What probably happened in the Lion / Donkey Cock fight

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Susanna Kallur Falls at the Olympics – An Epic Fail

Sussana Kallur Falls / Fails At Olympics

Susanna Kallur, the hot track chick from Sweden, fell after the first hurdle today in the Women’s Olympic Semifinals.

It was funny as hell, but lets be honest, we’d all still bang her. Isn’t that the real prize?

A Donkey.. In A Taxi!

Donkey In A Taxi!

Found via Odd Planet

XZibits ultimate ride pimping

I saw this around the interwebs and wanted to share it with you. Why? For some reason I like you jerks. Hopefully that will pass.

Donkey Cock – An experiment in awesome

Welcome to Donkey Cock, which is, as stated above, awesome. It has absolutely nothing to do with donkeys or cocks, but rather fart jokes. Much better!

This weblog is spawned not of a love for donkeys, nor cock, but rather for the sake of saving humanity from an internet filled with a less than sufficient quantity of garbage.

The ride? Potentially boring. The content? Nearly non-existant. The point? Lost in space.

Its going to be great. Hang on to your hats. Or your donkey cocks – its your call.