Donkey riding woman fends off lion with machete!
From Yahoo News:
A Mexican woman said she fought a 500-pound lion with a machete near the resort city of Acapulco and scared him away. Celsa Aleman said she and her 7-year-old niece were riding a donkey Monday along a road when the lion went after the animal’s legs.
I can’t believe she was able to fight off a lion while riding a donkey cock. Or just a donkey. Either way, brilliant work.
Since the article has no photo given, we’ve added this artist rendering of what it probably looked like: