Polar Bear Fail Photo

•August 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment
Polar Bear Epic Fail - from DonkeyCock

Polar Bear Epic Fail - from DonkeyCock

D’oh!

Whats a sign doing next to this bear anyways?

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Elitist Calculus Captcha – from Donkey Cock

•August 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment
Calculus Captha - You've got to be kidding

Calculus Captcha - You've got to be kidding

There was a time this would have been doable for me. Then I lost my TI-89. Zing!

There was war in heaven, I saw Christ with a Mack 11

•August 19, 2008 • 1 Comment
Jesus be packin heat. Save yo self fool!

Jesus be packin heat. Save yo self fool!

I admit, this post has absolutely nothing to do with donkeys or cocks, but its unarguably badass.

Donkey riding woman fends off lion with machete!

•August 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment

From Yahoo News:

A Mexican woman said she fought a 500-pound lion with a machete near the resort city of Acapulco and scared him away. Celsa Aleman said she and her 7-year-old niece were riding a donkey Monday along a road when the lion went after the animal’s legs.

I can’t believe she was able to fight off a lion while riding a donkey cock. Or just a donkey. Either way, brilliant work.

Since the article has no photo given, we’ve added this artist rendering of what it probably looked like:

What probably happened in the Lion / Donkey Cock fight

What probably happened in the Lion / Donkey Cock fight

Boba Fett Rum

•August 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment
Boba Fett Rum > Captain Morgan Rum Anyday

Boba Fett Rum > Captain Morgan Rum Anyday

Donkey Cock approves of this message. Boba Fett FTW!

Susanna Kallur Falls at the Olympics – An Epic Fail

•August 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment
Sussana Callur Falls / Fails At Olympics

Sussana Kallur Falls / Fails At Olympics

Susanna Kallur, the hot track chick from Sweden, fell after the first hurdle today in the Women’s Olympic Semifinals.

It was funny as hell, but lets be honest, we’d all still bang her. Isn’t that the real prize?

A Donkey.. In A Taxi!

•August 18, 2008 • Leave a Comment
Donkey In A Taxi!

Donkey In A Taxi!

Found via Odd Planet